There are two fast and convenient ways to join this site and become a member:

OPTION 1: Sign up through Google Checkout with a LIFETIME* one time fee of $30.00 (all transaction fee's are included) Just click the link below and agree to the terms on the Membership Application. You'll then be a few clicks away of finding a parlor in your area by tonight! And yes, there are some places in my site where the girls dress exactly like the ones below!


OPTION 2: Sign up through the mail with a LIFETIME* one time fee of $25.00 (no transaction fees, no CC required) Please send a money order (cash optional) to the address listed on the bottom of my membership application. PLEASE, DO NOT send a personal check, read my FAQ's for more on this. If you don't have a printer, please email me for an alternative way. I will email you back the password within 48 hours. Usually if you're in So Cal, this is plenty of time for the postal service to do their job.  For faster service through the mail, please send me an email at mrparlor@hotmail.com when you mail out the payment because I don't check my P.O. Box everyday. In your email, please put "MEMBERSHIP SENT" in the subject line. Please respect my privacy and leave the money order payable blank so that Mr. Parlor can remain anonymous. Thank You