Membership Application

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1. I am an adult, being at least 18 years of age.

2. I am not accessing this material to use against the site operator or any person whomsoever in any conceivable manner, nor discuss this site with anyone.

3. I will not redistribute this material to anyone nor will I permit any minor to see this material, or any other person who might find such material personally offensive.

4. I subscribe to the principles of the First Amendment which holds that free adult Americans have the right to decide for themselves what they will read and view without governmental interference.

5. I believe that such material does not offend the standard of the community in which I live.

6. I have also read and agree completely with the entrance agreement on the home page.

7. *In order to keep my membership for a lifetime, I will send in a review of my own at least once every 6 months to help participate with the site.

8. Mr. Parlor reserves the right to modify or end this agreement at any time, with or without notice. NO REFUNDS.


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