FAQ'S

Below is a list of frequently asked questions emailed to me. If you have any other questions that are not covered on here, please feel more than welcome to email me and I will get back to you.

Q: Mr. Parlor, how can I trust you that if I send my membership fee, I will get a password in return?

A: This is by far the question I get asked the most, and I don't mind responding to it. Believe me, if I were in your shoes, I would be asking the same thing! The only thing I can say is to trust me, like you would with ebay or any other auction site where you would go through a private person. I like to respond quick to all my emails to sort of build a trust with that potential member, because I'm a everyday guy like yourself who just manages this website as a hobby in my spare time. 

Q: So if it's just a hobby, why do you charge?

A: Only reason I charge is because I do have to pay for my domain name, along with hosting costs to get a banner-less site. That is why my membership fee is a small one time fee. It's a small risk even if you do still have doubts about it. No way do I make enough money from this site to retire, I'm a everyday working guy that works his 40 hours a week like the majority of men out there. 

Q: How long has your site been around, are you another .com that will go under in a month?

A: My site has been around since 2000...and still going strong with the help of loyal members and visitors.  

Q: What kind of personal information will you get from me if I join?

A: Absolutely nothing, if you decide to send cash, obviously there is no personal info required unless you decide to put a return address on the envelope. I do strongly recommend you do put a return address, I do whenever I send some sort of payment. The reason I do not accept checks, is to protect your privacy and mine when I would cash it. On a money order, there is no info required to obtain one (usually liquor stores have them to purchase), and for me to cash one, only thing is required is a signature from myself and you, which can be scribbled on both our ends.

Q: Do you accept Paypal?

A: Sorry I do not. I do however accept Google Checkout, which is just as safe and secure as Paypal. Similar to Paypal, I will never see your personal credit card info.

Q: Isn't my email address considered personal information?

A: Well yes and no. Some people consider it personal, others like myself don't. Unless your full name is in your address, then maybe so. It's always a good idea to set up a personal account at a web based host like hotmail, yahoo, etc. I mean you wouldn't want your wife or child to sign onto the family aol account, and receive info about your personal business you're doing on the internet!

Q: Am I going to now receive spam, porn, or stupid chain letters in my email now?

A: Hell no, I hate that stuff too. Your privacy is my number #1 concern. Like I said before, I'm just a private everyday guy who likes his privacy like yourself, and I respect that at all times. The only reason I will email you is to reply to your emails when asked to do so, and to occasionally send out new passwords for security reasons. 

Q: Aren't you afraid of the cops when going to a massage parlor?

A: Well yes and no. No because I would hope the cops have better things to worry about, like homicides, robbery, etc. I sure hope they aren't using our tax dollars to bust a massage parlor. Usually parlors get raided when it's election time, or when nearby businesses, even rival massage parlors, complain to LE. But this is part of the hobby, but you'll read up on some tips on which are generally the safe places to visit. The only other reasons I've seen parlors close down is because of lack of ownership. 

Q: How recent are your reviews?

A: My reviews are from the year 2000, when I started this site, up to the present day. I try to keep them as current as possible and as far as I know, none of the places in my site are closed down. As for the particular girls working there, I have a name and number listed there so its usually a good idea to call ahead and ask if she's working or not. 

Q: Is there anything else in the members only section besides massage parlor reviews?

A: Yes, I've added a members only message board where members communicate with each other and trade the latest possible info around the area. There is also a section where members write their own reviews and they send them into me and I gladly post them for everyone to read. I also sometimes advertise local independent masseuses, who like to stay low key and are exclusive to mrparlor.com members!

Q: Can I have a free one day trial pass?

A: Sorry, I do not offer free trial passes because it is not a porn site. What you read is what you get when you get inside. There will be no uncensored pictures, high streaming videos, etc. It's simply text giving you the info you need to make a well informed decision to choose a parlor in your area. My fee is a small risk to take since there is no credit card info exchanged, and you won't have to worry about being billed automatically each month after you join. Like one member said before he joined, "I don't think twice when I drop that much on one hand playing blackjack in Vegas, so this was quite a bargain!"

Q: Are there any refunds? My wife hacked into my email address and found my membership!

A: Sorry, because of the low priced membership fee, there are no refunds. Don't worry though, there are NO recurring charges if you decide to cancel your membership.

Q: I sent off my membership fee to you but I have yet to receive a reply. What's going on?

A: Since my email is a web-based host like hotmail, many email servers, including hotmail themselves will automatically send my emails to your trash or spam box. Just make sure your spam filters are set to low and check your junk mail folder before emailing me. Many times, this is the cause of why emails are never delivered.

Q: Your site is great, how can I get this info the fastest???

A: Just click on the JOIN page here and follow the directions on it. Obviously Google Checkout is the fastest way to join because you will get access instantly after payment is sent. If you decide to go through the mail, be sure to let me know you dropped it off and I'll check my P.O. box the following day and send you the password ASAP!

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